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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 04:25

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why do men love swallowing more then women? Is it just because women just don't try eating CUM? they be missing some delicious CUM.. Life is short and women are missing out of lots of enjoyment..

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

What is quantum entanglement?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.